Can: i-bomb?

I had this hilarious experience related to me by my teacher earlier today. He said that someone on the bus reported that there was a suspicious package on board, causing the driver to stop the bus and investigate. Obviously, the item was rather alarming: It looked exactly like a sealed can of no-frills tuna.

Now, we all have watched those action films, where some tiny device winds up blowing up most of a city block. Or so it seems. Clearly, the bus driver figured that this was it. It was the i-bomb. Scary stuff. Just as any rational movie-goer, the bus driver decided that the can of tuna could've been some anti-matter conversion device, so he stopped the bus.

Everyone out. Nobody's taking any chances. Not in times like these anyway. Not when the American Dream came true and we wound up living it.