Those ABsurd Slimming Devices

Why do we have slim people promoting slimming devices! I know they were originally slim because I have seen pictures of them before the products even hit the market. Frankly, I wonder at the ability of what seems to be a massive vibrator in reducing body fat. The average person who consumes more calories than she expends is probably going to grow fat regardless whether they have a large vibrator shaking their midsection up. Besides, I doubt those slim people actually got their figures through gadgets alone. There's usually a lot of exercisse and dieting involved. Perhaps it is time that we had regular fat people endorsing the product, and showing how much they can gobble down pizza and still lose inches exclusively by the amazing power of slimming devices.