Bad Oysters!

Drat. Who would have thought... Anyway, I probably had a bad oyster in my oyster omelette yesterday. Drove my gut positively nuts. Woke at 4am just to spew liquid food that looked like it wasn't even digested. Yes...out the behind. It didn't even start to smell bad yet. Geez. I think it totally bypassed the lockdown in the gut and just went clean through me. And where it has passed, I shall turn my mind's eye. There will be nothing. Only clean gut will remain.