Spywares? None, thanks.

Modern spywares have an amazing ability to shove themselves down others' throats, especially if they don't want it. (I do know of some sys admins who would willingly install spyware with the purpose of figuring out how to remove them). My friend's system caught an especially tenacious one that seems to foil the efforts of most free spyware removers. On a mozilla browser, no less! Mozilla's got this wonderful protection against most crap. Problem is that whatever does get through is nearly invariably virulent. Heh. Good luck to that one.