Saturday, June 25, 2005

My personal spam

Spam's incredible. I'm always getting those "increase your length", viagra and stock quotes. Best of all, I now know that I've thousands of extremely rich distant relatives, and corrupt politicians are just *dying* to get me to help them launder money. Strangely enough, none of them know that I conduct illegal deals with cash only. Dumbasses.

www.thinkgeek.com This is my tribute to you, thinkgeek. Heh. That site's got enough funky gadgets to keep my mind off depressing issues. Heck, I'd probably get stuff off it were I a bit looser with my purse strings. Unfortunately for them, I'm not. *laughs*

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