The Earth Was Cold

Sometimes we ponder weighty things. Things like…what’s the meaning of life? Why are we here? I would propose that life simply had no meaning, and that it was quite the accident, but that’s not gona sit well with too many people. So let’s consider an alternative: The earth created humans.

Yup. Great, guys. You now have a purpose. You were created…and life now has meaning. What meaning might that be, you ask? The earth was cold. Goodness…what a silly sort of reason, many might think. But one also needs to be humble and remember that one cannot comprehend the infinite wisdom of the earth. The earth had darned good reasons for doing what it did.

The evidence is clear. The earth is cold and was cold. There are polar ice caps, and there was an ice age sometime in the past. Cold cold cold. Then the earth decided to create humans. Humans help by inducing global warming, though they are thoroughly convinced they’re living their “lives”, whatever that might mean. Obviously, the humans have managed to fulfill their purpose. Why? Well…they’re still alive, are they not? The earth would have wiped them out ages ago if that were not the case.

There we have it. Purpose for living. And faith that one day, global warming will kill all humans, or the earth will. It all works out. And don’t worry…the world will do just fine without all the pesky humans on it.