Cows Are Zen

Yes. Cows are zen. In fact, they are so zen that everyone thinks they're dumb. For any skeptic out there, one need only hear what the cows have to say to everything. Yes, that's right. They say Mu. For the uninitiated, Mu is also Japanese for void or nothingness. The cows have understood the ultimate meaninglessness of life and chosen to accept it for what it is. That is why cows have yet to organize themselves into a massive uprising to overthrow humanity: They understand that even if they succeed, it is all meaningless. Enjoy your steaks.