I Need A New Keyboard!

Fenris is a total technological disaster area. Fenris has managed to damage the spacebar when removing it for cleaning. Now I have a mushy spacebar that works about 75% of the time. Anyway...this keyboard has a *disgusting* amount of dirt and hair in it. I dare say that it has more hair than I do on my head (which is a LOT). Um...never ask me to repair technological stuff. Yes...it tends to break down for no apparent reason. That, or perhaps I just have a way of getting poor technological items.